1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
"Jayne needs your opinion." Maybe.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
"Jayne looks like she's going on a trip." Cool.

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
"Jayne does Karen Carpenter." I did?? Hope she liked it.

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
"Jayne hates dating." Yep.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
"Jayne goes to Outland II." Been there.

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search
"Jayne loves Ben, Always." Who the hell is Ben?

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
"Jayne eats sushi." Ew

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
"Did you mean: Jayne hat" Err, okay.

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
"Jayne wants to sex you up." I think this one is my favorite.